Hey let's write a haiku that rhymes with -ame:
I've met a woman who is a dame
I wanted to be in the hall of fame
Hey let's play a game
I've been using a hame to put it on the horse's neck
I've been watching "The Late Late Show with James Corden" all night
Hi my name is Name
and I am very lame
and I used to tame those horses at the farm
and I wished that many others that feel the same